hello, i'm rhiannan. when i was a little girl, i thought i could legitimately choose 'vampire slayer' as a career, and when i get drunk i pretend i'm nicki minaj. i study english literature, but i wish i'd done well enough to study psychology/criminology. life is shitty like that sometimes though, so nevermind. I like myself a large bowl of dicksoup in the morning. i don't like gary barlow, he's a cunt.