May 2012
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k1mkardashian:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
i know every single word to this
me too omfg
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iweardiamondsforbreakfast:
i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall/nearest Filipino
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nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
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i’ve seen so many union jacks these past two weeks, i can’t even explain. so. many. i’ll miss this brief period of patriotism .
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A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
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groovymuttations:
you know you’re a 1600s kid when Sabrina the Teenage Witch was a girl being burned at the stake in town square
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how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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mom: are you dating that girl you hugged her
mom: are you dating that girl you were talking to her
mom: are you dating that girl she looked at you
mom: are you dating that girl she was breathing your air
i feel so fucking ill. my brain hurts. not a headache, actual brain pain. goodbye, world.
I hate the stars, because I look at the same ones you do, without you.
– Unknown (via publicdisruption)
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
I haven’t been on my laptop for about 2 weeks because I’m too lazy to turn it on. Someone punch me plz.
Hate bullshitting in job applications. ‘why do you want to work for this company?’ doubt ‘because I need more fucking money’ is the answer companies are looking for.
Literally have no idea what I’m doing for my research project. Don’t even know how to write it. STRESSED.