March 2012
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
I wonder if Adele has ever had her heart broken
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coldasthemorningdew replied to your post: went out with my friend tonight who said she knew…
I saw the picture you posted earlier, you’re ~beautiful~ I am sure your friend didn’t mean to make you feel uncomfortable ;__;
thank you. :) yeah… she probably didn’t because she’s always congratulating me on losing weight, but whenever anyone mentions me being overweight it just...
juchepresident:
i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
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went out with my friend tonight who said she knew i had polycystic ovary syndrome because one of the symptoms is weight gain. i wouldn’t mind if i was a massively obese whale, but i’ve lost like 42 pounds in the past year and it’s made me feel like i’m disgusting and fat and gross. arhadskfjhkashfkjsafjshfj.
If there’s someone you absolutely miss, you might find yourself talking to them...
– Matt Berninger (via replayingthemoments)
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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forksandhoes replied to your post: thelesbianwhisperer replied to your post:…
Bianca? Anyone? How about you babe?
Haven’t eaten all day, make food, can’t eat it. Just the sight of food makes me gag. WHO AM IIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!?!
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bohbynes replied to your post: bohbynes replied to your photo: I laugh in the…
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thelesbianwhisperer replied to your post: thelesbianwhisperer replied to your photo: I laugh…
I bet u hav th most emo myspace ever! Wit da pic of da gun n da butterflys. DO U HAV A HOR TAIN YET?
ah have lyk 340 myspace frendz so ye itz pretti kl n emo. no ah dnt omg.
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thelesbianwhisperer replied to your photo: I laugh in the face of scissors. (Taken with…
jellis
sew u shud b. nt bein abl 2 c iz sew in rite nao
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bohbynes replied to your photo: I laugh in the face of scissors. (Taken with…
Cousin Itt 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
I wonder what you look like, under your t-shirt. I wonder what you sound like,...
– Ani Difranco (via les-simper, quotewhore) (via thryne)
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writing an article on how to save water. i feel slightly hypocritical giving people “tips” when i don’t follow any of them, but nevermind.
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gordon ramsay poems make me laugh so much. i’m just sat here, cackling.
A Gordon Ramsay Haiku...
gordonramsaypoetry:
“Where’s the Wellington?!” Rookie chef presents platter: “It’s RAW you donkey!”
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Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch...
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)